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An old blind drunk man stumbles into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while,he yells to the bartender,"Hey!,Ya wanna hear a blonde joke ?"
The bar immediatly falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,the woman sitting next to him says," Before you tell that joke,I think that is only fair,given that you are blind that you should know 5 things.
1=The bartender is a blonde with a baseball bat.
2=The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3=I'm a 6-foot tall 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in Karate.
4=The woman sitting next to me is a blonde proffessional weight lifter.
5=The lady to your right is a blonde and a proffessional wrestler.
Now you think about it very seriously. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?
The blind drunk thinks for a second,shakes his head and mutters,"No....not if I'm gonna have to explain it 5 times.":rlol:
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while,he yells to the bartender,"Hey!,Ya wanna hear a blonde joke ?"
The bar immediatly falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,the woman sitting next to him says," Before you tell that joke,I think that is only fair,given that you are blind that you should know 5 things.
1=The bartender is a blonde with a baseball bat.
2=The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3=I'm a 6-foot tall 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in Karate.
4=The woman sitting next to me is a blonde proffessional weight lifter.
5=The lady to your right is a blonde and a proffessional wrestler.
Now you think about it very seriously. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?
The blind drunk thinks for a second,shakes his head and mutters,"No....not if I'm gonna have to explain it 5 times.":rlol: