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1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/ sunglasses on and point your hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries w/ that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors'.
7. Finish all of your sentences with 'In Accordance With the Prophecy'.
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat and do so w/ a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive thru order is 'To Go'.
12. Sing along at the opera.
14. Attend a poetry reading, ask why the poems don't rhyme?
15. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
16. Have your co workers address you by your wrestling name~ Rock Bottom.
17. When your $$$ comes out of the ATM, yell "I Won, I Won".
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose".
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy,we are going to have to let one of you go".
20. And the Final Way to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity~ send this to someone and make them smile~ it's called therapy.
And if you wish to encourage insanity, determine why there are only 19 listed.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries w/ that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors'.
7. Finish all of your sentences with 'In Accordance With the Prophecy'.
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat and do so w/ a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive thru order is 'To Go'.
12. Sing along at the opera.
14. Attend a poetry reading, ask why the poems don't rhyme?
15. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
16. Have your co workers address you by your wrestling name~ Rock Bottom.
17. When your $$$ comes out of the ATM, yell "I Won, I Won".
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose".
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy,we are going to have to let one of you go".
20. And the Final Way to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity~ send this to someone and make them smile~ it's called therapy.
And if you wish to encourage insanity, determine why there are only 19 listed.
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