Poetry for car guys

[Z28SSMAN]

there once was a cobra guy named Joe
when I first met him, he thought my car was slow
but little did he know
the SS was no joke
because once we lined em up, he got his ass smoked!

[MR.hp]

there once was a cobra guy named Joe
when I first met him, he thought my car was slow
but little did he know
the SS was no joke
because once we lined em up, he got his ass smoked!

More than once I might add:rlol::rlol::rlol:

[Z28SSMAN]

No response from Joe? lol

[MR.hp]

No response from Joe? lol

I think as the poem goes: My good old freind Joe is still slow.

[Titan5]

The Red Cutlass

:finger smile:

There once was a Cutlass so Red,
The drivers name is unsaid,
A fresh Bore and a Hone,
Made those tires moan,
Hey, that Dude looks like Fred Flintstone!!!

:rlol: :rlol: :lol: :lol:



Sorry, I had to, now you will have to join

[Z28SSMAN]

lol

Cutlass or gutless. Actually...I saw a Cutlass with the vanity plate GUTLESS

[ratrod 1]

my 62 4 door wieghs over 4,000 pounds,but it stomps plenty of cars into the ground.i'll go from a dig or even a roll, it does'nt matter cuz i'm ready to go, if your car starts pullin i'll flip the switch, and pump some nitrous into this bitch! not the fastest but fun enough, 454 cubic inch,:nos_smile:

[ratrod 1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVcIo-1xTcg

[HOTCIVIC]

Awesome!

Whose Cobra is that?

[ratrod 1]

Awesome!

Whose Cobra is that?

that was jason ryan from racin repair. his super charged mustang. we did a 15 mph roll so he would hook up. and you seen the outcome it' was all in good fun jason is a good friend of mine, and i geuss according to him he had some issiues that night ?? we'll find out when we go again

[HOTCIVIC]

that was jason ryan from racin repair. his super charged mustang. we did a 15 mph roll so he would hook up. and you seen the outcome it' was all in good fun jason is a good freind of mine, and i geuss according to him he had some issiues that night ?? we'll find out when we go again

Your car is badass man. Nice work!

[ratrod 1]

thanks. like i said it's not the fastest out ther but still fun.

[Fast One]

There once was this guy with an M5
Who thought he had a pretty quick ride
He challenged my GN to a race
And wound up with egg on his face
I asked if he knew what it was and he said yes
I told him it that it wasn't a Monte Carlo SS
I gave him a chance to back out
But he was determined to race me - no doubt
We raced from a dig on the light
In a few feet he had my tail lights in sight
At the next light we stopped and he wanted some more
We raced once again - and I beat him once more
He wasn't a very good loser I figure
As he pounded his wheel....and gave me the finger

The moral of the story is then
If you drive an M5, don't stoplight-race a GN

[Z28SSMAN]

Ahh! Poetry and kills!

[ratrod 1]

1,2,3, go ! steped on the gas and let the nitrous flow. through the gears hitin third, you were nowhere in site cuz your car was a turd ..looked in my mirror and said thats cool,i just made this guy look like a fool.:nos_smile: