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The economy is so bad...............
Wives are having sex with their husbands because
they can't afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed while she stripped when her audience
showered her with rolls of pennies.
I saw a polygamist with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned
their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it,
and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Had to pawn the car title for gas money.
The economy is so bad our Memorial Day barbeque was reduced to only rib flavored potato chips
"Due to budget restraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off"
Wives are having sex with their husbands because
they can't afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed while she stripped when her audience
showered her with rolls of pennies.
I saw a polygamist with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned
their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it,
and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Had to pawn the car title for gas money.
The economy is so bad our Memorial Day barbeque was reduced to only rib flavored potato chips
"Due to budget restraints, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off"
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