What happens on other car forums????

[Alleyoop2]

Ever wonder about the topics on other forums? Here's a few...
Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang or Chevelle forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH. Anyone else?

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo. Why'd they make the car so big? Don't engineers think of these things? Reminds me of a story about Joe down at the Grocer's Store. I need a swatch for my broom and only two bits in my pocket, I decided that I should walk since I needed my shoes to last me for a few more years. And gas was expensive, and that foot feed always seems to go to the floor. Oh, the shoes? They were red, you know? Which was the style at the time. Where was I? Oh, so I wandered down thinking I better not get those shoes dirty. They were red, don't cha know? Which was the style at the time.....

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985. Car stuck in 1990.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Yaris forum
- - - Do our cars use AA or AAA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Best to trade in for new or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - Need to upgrade to the AMG. Two kidney removal or just one?

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

Bugatti Veyron forum
- - -Some punk pilot in a F16 tried to race me.

F16 Forum
- - - Some punk kid in a Veyron tried to race me today.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Texting, talking, and surfing the web on the phone while driving with 5 screaming kids in the car? It can be done (vid)

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $45 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

SRT Forums
- - - "Will this void my warranty" mods and your thoughts.

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

[Bluetcster]

TCS forums
---My Cobra has 700 RWHP but my car only runs high 11's.:lol:

[MR.hp]

TCS forums
---My Cobra has 700 RWHP but my car only runs high 11's.:lol:

Shades of the fat guy who bragged about his cobra here a few years ago but would not race Glenn at the track with something like that same amount of power.

[shagwag]

TCS forums
---My Cobra has 700 RWHP but my car only runs high 11's.:lol:

ha I actually like this one

[Bluetcster]

Thank you very much.