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What deep thinkers men are. I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down to have a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thoughts.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing? I said 'nothing', the reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have asked 'about what'? At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about many various topics which would lead to other questions.
Then I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the balls? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the balls.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the balls is way more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It would be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another swift kick in the Balls."
I rest my case.:lol:
Time for another beer!
:smile tease:
T5
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing? I said 'nothing', the reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have asked 'about what'? At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about many various topics which would lead to other questions.
Then I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the balls? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the balls.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the balls is way more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It would be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another swift kick in the Balls."
I rest my case.:lol:
Time for another beer!
:smile tease:
T5
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