Car quotes

[Z28SSMAN]

NOS is like a hot girl with an STD. You want to hit it but you are afraid of what might happen.

Mustangs are like tampons, every ***** has one.

Real cars don't power the front wheels, they lift them.

Whenever I'm suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I'm straight off

[MR.hp]

NOS is like a hot girl with an STD. You want to hit it but you are afraid of what might happen.

Mustangs are like tampons, every ***** has one.

Real cars don't power the front wheels, they lift them.

Whenever I'm suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I'm straight off

I got a really fast STD:lol:

[Fast One]

-Remember, traffic lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.

-Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall. Torque is how far you take the wall with you.

-It is more fun to drive a slow car fast than to drive a fast car slow.

-Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

-Yes, Officer, I did see the speed limit sign. I just didn't see you.

-For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?

-A Mazda on its roof goes "wooz wooz".

And the best of 'em all:

-I would rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford.

Joel

[Eric N.]

But officer,the light was orange!

[Z28SSMAN]

Friend of mine used to say: "Hang on, saw this in a cartoon, I think I can pull it off."

[Fast One]

Friend of mine used to say: "Hang on, saw this in a cartoon, I think I can pull it off."

LOL! Hope he wasn't a Roadrunner fan!